Yeah....yeah no. People keep asking me why I'm not buying the German books, because look, they're there!

And I'm sitting here like...........no. No, I'd die of secondhand embarrassment. Yaoi manga was already bad, but at least I sort of knew the good translator.

Just no. Just the thought is. No.

But rest assured, I think everyone thinks of English as the porn language. This has, of course, partially to do with smut in your native tongue just being awkward, but even people who are very multilingual think that English is the porn language.